Top Ten Things That Gynecologists & Plumbers Have In Common

by
H. Kent Craig



  1. They both have dirty jobs, but someone has to do them.
  2. They're permitted legal access to the deepest, darkest secrets about women's plumbing.
  3. Sometimes they have trouble making payments on their Mercedes and their wife's BMW, especially when the insurance premiums on their 45' sailboats are due.
  4. Because they frequently meet lots of single women and women sans husbands during the day, it's easy for them both to get laid in the due course of their occupational duties.
  5. They both are regulated by licensing boards of trade that exist ostensibly to protect the health and safety of the public, but in reality exist to stifle entry in to and competition inside their respective trades.
  6. During the course of running their respective systems diagnostic tests, it's not unusual for them to get covered head-to-toe in various excremental bodily compounds.
  7. They both have smelling salts handy when bills for professional services are rendered, due to the too-common reaction of fainting from the shock of reading them.
  8. They both wear occupationally-inspired uniforms of sorts.
  9. They both use high-powered lights to peer into places that most people never get to see inside of, nor want to see.
  10. They frequently wave to each other from respective foursomes as they pass each other on the cart paths during their Wednesday afternoon golf outings.



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