HAZARD MATERIALS INFORMATION SYSTEM

MATERIAL SAFETY DATA SHEET

(MSDS)

Man: A Chemical Analysis


Element: Man
Symbol: XY
Atomic Weight: 180 +/-100

PHYSICAL PROPERTIES:
  1. Solid at room temperature but easily gets bent out of shape.
  2. Fairly dense and sometimes flaky.
  3. Difficult to find a pure sample.
  4. Due to rust, aging samples are unable to conduct electricity as easily as fresh young samples.


CHEMICAL PROPERTIES:
  1. Attempts to bond with Wo (element Woman) any chance it can get.
  2. Also, tends to form strong bonds with itself.
  3. Becomes explosive when mixed with Kd (element Kid) for prolonged periods of time.
  4. Pretty basic.
  5. Neutralize by saturating with alcohol.


USAGE:
  1. None really, except methane production.
  2. Good samples are able to produce large quantities on command.



HAZARDS:
  1. In the absence of Wo, this element rapidly decomposes and begins to smell.




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