Original Humor & More
by H. Kent Craig

• A Day In The Life Of Pete Papayrus-Pusher, Plumbing Project Manager For The Pharoe's Pyramids
• A Plumbing ~ Heating ~ Cooling ~ Electrical Contractor's Valentine's Day Song
• Abridged Table Of Corporate Pagan Ritual Practices
• (A)pe, (B)aboon, or (C)ontractor? See if you can tell the difference.
• (A)pe, (G)olfer, or (C)himpanzee? A Test.
• Baby Boomer Mille Generation (Those Aged 35-45 In 2000) Embellished Memory Translation Guide
• Celeste Lenzi's Favorite Jokes Some favorite jokes of my friend, the funny French pharmacist and humorist - Celeste Lenzi of New Caledonia (in English).
• Construction Industry Help~Wanted Ad Translator. If you've ever applied for a non-white-collar job, then you'll find this simply hilarious.
• Contractor Jokepile . An on-going joke compilation about contractors of all trades, not just mechanical or plumbing.
• Contractor or Madam? Top Ten Reasons Why Owning a Plumbing Contracting Business is Similar to Running a Bordello...
• Contractor's Standard Pipe & Fitting Specification. Dry but funny parody for wet-pipefitters.
• Employment Application For Mrs. Kate's Brothel & Plumbing Service Company
• Final Exam: The Bobby Knight School Of Canoeing Etiquette
• Jerry Springer's Zen Guide To HPLC / High-Pressure Liquid Chromatography Troubleshooting
• Local Rules For Playing Tennis In Urban Playground Park Settings, As Written & Sanctioned By USUCTA (The United States Urban Colloquial Tennis Association)
• Material Safety Data Sheet (MSDS) For "Men: A Chemical Analysis"
• Material Safety Data Sheet (MSDS) For: "Women: A Chemical Analysis"
• My Newcomers' Guide To The Research Triangle Park, N.C., Area
• My Scientific & Medical Jokepile
• Redneck Computer Lingo
• Rules For Being A Writer
• Sino' The Times... Or: Top 12 Signs That Your Company Is Getting Ready To Open An Office In Peking
• Some Mythical Headlines & Subtexts Of "The People's National Contracting Inquirer Weekly News"
• The Tony Baritone School Of Project Management
• "The Rules" For Plumbers & HVAC Technicians; Very Loosely Inspired By: "The Rules: Time-Tested Ways Of Capturing The Heart Of Mr. Right", by Fein & Schneider
• The True Story Of How Internet "Spam" Got Its Name . . . bottom half is the transcript of the Monty Python sketch that spawned the term.
• Tips For Northerners Moving South
• Top 11 Signs That Your Plumber Or HVAC Service Technician Is A UFO Abductee
• Top 13 Things That Cleanroom Designers / Contractors / Technicians Simply Quiver With Delight When They Hear Them
• Top 14 Funny Sayings Found Taped To The Cubicle Walls Of Classified Military System Designers
• Top 23 Things Overheard At The New Year's Eve Cross-Dressing Contractors' Ball
• Top Ten Commonalities That Hospital Construction/Maintenance Administrators & Coroners Share
• Top Ten Reasons That Otherwise Normal People Choose To Become Biomedical Enginners & Designers
• Top Ten Signs That Jerry Springer Is Going To Be A Guest At Your Christmas Dinner
• Top Ten Things That Gynecologists & Plumbers Have In Common
• Top Ten Things That Simply Delight VAR's (Value-Added Resellers) When They Hear Them
• Top Ten Things You'll Never Hear From A Consultant
• Top Ten Things You Should NEVER Say To Any Residential Plumbing, HVAC, Or Electrical Serviceperson
• Top Ten Things You Won't Ever Hear From Any Executive Search Recruiter
• Top Ten Things You Won't Ever Hear From Any Principal Research Scientist